Posted 11 minutes ago

youruffledmyruffalo:

once upon a time, i was in an honors english class as a sophomore in high school, and we covered the great gatsby

and once a day, every day, one young man would say, in the exact same inquisitive tone of wonder,

"wait a minute! is nick gay for gatsby?"

until finally, one day, our teacher shouted, “YES NICK IS GAY FOR GATSBY BUT I CAN’T TEACH YOU THAT BECAUSE THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL.” 

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Posted 12 minutes ago

commanderalexander:

after finding out that he:
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is the same age as him:
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I no longer feel like I look younger than I actually am

Posted 13 minutes ago

waitinghopingliving:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

okay but

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this is quality humor right here

do you hear that? that’s the sound of the editors laughing their fucking asses off

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Posted 13 minutes ago

cheerfullycharlie:

deansass:

your-sword-and-shield:

deansass:

what if the voice in your head is actually the voice of the demon that possesses you

Well mine needs to fucking stop singing at three in the morning

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Posted 20 minutes ago

whatisitcalledagain:

fat-grrrl:

sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok

no

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Posted 20 minutes ago

peppapigvevo:

peckspectation:

marauders4evr:

white-fang-adam:

Can we just have every superhero react like that?

"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"

"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?" 

"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"

"Being a billionaire….gave me abs?"

Can you imagine how much nonsense I’d get into if this was how it actually worked

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Posted 20 minutes ago
behlenzone:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

 

behlenzone:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much


 

Posted 20 minutes ago

meloromantics:

appropriately-inappropriate:

audreyvhorne:

sttinkerbelle:

vmpolung:

knowledgeandlove:

Photo source

Fact check source

#and I just don’t feel entitled to someone else’s life’s work.

That comment exactly!! It’s not mine and I can survive without it, so I will.

This is why honey is not vegan.

The problem here is that honey, especially if you buy it ethically from an apiarist, isn’t actually detrimental to the well-being of the bee or the hive. In the wild, honey is used as a food stock, but in a domesticated honeybee colony, the bees are fed quite well, and so the honey is a surplus.

The alternatives, like sugar, relies on monocrops in third world countries, with transient labour. Growing up, there was a sugarcane field by my house, and I’m sure the Haitian men who worked backbreaking hours hacking a machete through knife-bladed leaves in 40 degree heat for a couple dollars a day would have traded a testicle to be a Canadian honeybee. Stevia’s going the same way, iirc.

Additionally, apiarists are actually huge proponents and activists for sustainable bee-keeping, and it’s estimated that the domesticated hive may be the last great hope for declining populations, because we can optimize their chances for survival.

It’s their life’s work, sure, but it’s not the death of them to use it responsibly.

literally read anything about the history of sugarcane and the cuban sugar industry if you think sugar is or ever has been more ethical than honey

Posted 20 minutes ago

destielelel:

melbelle24601:

untz-untz-untz-spookybutt:

starwartiii:

arthur-christmas-claus:

meowdk:

Over forty years later:

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WOAH!

((I will never not reblog this.))

Well, SHIT

Dreams really do come true, children.

WAIT IS THAT RDJ AS A LITTLE BOY?!?!? *DIES*

didn’t David Tennant do the same thing

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Posted 20 minutes ago

vtforpedro:

Good god why is this cracking me up so much

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